Mood Department

Postal – “Happy BitchDay”

Postal “I wish my problems were as small as my tits”

Postal – “If life gives you melons”

Postal – “If you’re old and you know it clap your tits”

Postal – “Introverting. Please do not disturb”

Postal – “I’m farting butterflies all day”

Postal – “I’m not ignoring you. You’re not special.”

Postal – “Nothing ruins a Friday like Tuesday”

Postal – “Spread love like dog hair”

Postal – “This is not a card, it’s a hug”

Postal – “You always rise to the occasion”

Postal – “You don’t look a day over your last botox shot”